Cat Problems 

This morning I shut my cat’s tail in the microwave. Naturally, I apologized to her for 20 minutes while giving her treats. Unfortunately, she didn’t have much to say on the situation.

When I arrived home from work today, she snuggled against my leg. Guess that means she forgives me…. or, she wants more treats.


Blaire 💜🐱


Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸❤️

I’m obsessed with the United States of America. I love the USA–I love the people, I love the scenery, I love the smell, I even love that President of ours that can’t seem to control himself on Twitter. I mean it when I say it, I’m freakin’ proud to be an American.

Like the basic bitch I am, I’m going to wear an American flag bikini and drink vodka cranberries on the beach. 

I bleed red, white, and blue. Happy 4th of July. 


Blaire 🇺🇸🌟


Costa Rica 🐠🌴


Next week I leave for an adventure that’s been on my bucket list for awhile! My husband and our two friends are traveling through Costa Rica. I plan to do the following:

1. observe a sloth 

2. dance on a bar while taking tequila shots

3. Watch a surf competition 

4. Pretend I’m fluent in Spanish 

5. Hike to a waterfall 

6. Get close to monkeys 

7. Hug a pig on Isles Tortuga 

8. Swim with a sea turtle 

9. become good friends with a stranger 

10. Take mental pictures of each & every moment

I’m excited. I’m nervous. I can’t freakin’ wait.


Blaire 🐠


Hello, 2017 💜

I’ve been to loud rowdy clubs, I’ve danced on bars, and I’ve stayed long after last call. But now I’m 26 and I’m starting to get my life together, sorta.

This year I made the super mature decision to have a group of friends over with a variety of liquors that created an awesome night that I’ll never remember. && I’m more than okay with that.

From the comfort of my kitchen table, I was able to consume trashy shots, laugh till my stomach hurt, and enjoy the last bit of 2016 with the best people you’ll ever met.

2017, give me all you’ve got.

Blaire 🌸


New Year’s Resolution 

Every year I have the exact same resolution for the new year- to become a more fit version of myself. Every year though, I fall a little short. Mainly because there’s a Chick-fil-A within 5 miles of my house and a Taco Bell in walking distance. Those delicious choices, coupled with my inability to exhibit self control, are a recipe for unhealthy dinner choices nightly. 

I always tell myself that I’m relatively healthy and not fat at all, guess that sort of thought process simply doesn’t have me waking up at 4am to go to the gym. 

This year, I’m switching it up. This year I’ve decided to become more emotionally connected to others. Currently, I’m the queen of building walls. I can manipulate and lie my way out of showing my true feelings any day of the week. Previously, I used hiding my feelings as a defense mechanism. I’ve done this for so long that I’ve forgotten how to truly feel. Well, guess what? I’m done with that. Starting in 2017, I’m gonna feel again. It’s going to be awkward and it’s going to be uncomfortable, but it’s also going to be rewarding and show others the true me. 

Guess the plus side is that I don’t have to think twice about feasting on Chick-fil-A or Taco Bell anymore. 

Bring it on 2017,

Blaire ❤️