Does this make me an adult?

The past few days I’ve felt like I’ve been constantly shitted on. No matter how hard I try, no matter how nice I am, someone has something hateful to say. Ya know what, fuck that.

Stop being an asshole to people. Stop making people feel like they don’t matter. Stop talking about people behind their backs. Stop being a jerk, just stop.

I decided I was going to come home from work and drink vodka cranberries– lots of vodka, splash of cranberry.

Here’s where the magic happened… I resisted. Instead of drowning myself in cheap vodka, I had frozen yogurt with chocolate chips. Does this make me an adult? I feel like it does.

Still might turn to the vodka.

Blaire ๐Ÿ’›

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Leave him.

I saw this meme on the internet today and i loved it. It’s 100% accurate. Women do this all the time. They know he hasn’t changed and they still go crawling back. WHY. If there’s any doubt about the man you’re seeing, WALK AWAY. Matter of fact, SPRINT AWAY. Don’t waste your time on a scrub.

I sent this meme to my friend because I thought it would empower her….. instead, she sent me a text back that said, “well, the couple in the photo looks happy.” Y’all, she’s serious.

Can’t teach these women anything.

Ughh,

Blaire ๐Ÿ’žโ˜€๏ธ

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Rain, rain go away.

It has been raining here for what feels like years. I loathe the rain. It’s terrible. It brings down my mood, I suck at driving in it, and it might as well be snowing if it’s gonna rain in the winter.

Last night a guy at the bar was trying to hit on my friend and I heard him say “I’ve really missed the rain.” I turn around quick because I immediately assume he must be a crazy creeper. Then he said, “I’ve been in the desert deployed for awhile and I haven’t seen rain since the day I left the USA.”

Then I felt like an asshole. I’ve been walking around with a gloomy attitude because of the dreary rain while this guy sits in the Middle East and misses the rain.

This random at the bar helped me put my life into perspective. So, I guess I’m good with rain now.. basically.

(Secretly praying for sunshine)

Blaire ๐Ÿ’ž

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Iโ€™m scared of the flu

You guys,

I’m very paranoid about getting the flu. I had the flu once in college and i thought I was actually dying. A guy told me that i could drink away the flu using vodka. Guess what? It didn’t work and i felt worse because i was hungover. Wishful thinking on my part. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Currently I’ve been washing my hands like a crazy person and I avoid anyone that even looks sick. I did get the flu shot, so I guess that’s a good thing.

I hope you guys stay well too. The flu is the devil.

Grabbing the Lysol,

Blaire ๐ŸŽ€

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Iโ€™m always right #hypochondria

Well, itโ€™s official. My hypochondriac ways finally paid off.

Remember my blog about the spot on my head that the doctor and my husband felt was a mole? Remember me telling those ding dongs that i felt it was something more? Remember me having it removed against their advice? Remember their judgmental ass looks when I stated that I really felt something was wrong??

Well guess the fuck what? IT WAS A TUMOR. Yes, read that twice. A. FUCKING. TUMOR.

Pardon my language yโ€™all, but this is a serious ass matter. That tumor could have caused me a lot of issues. But, I knew it. I knew it was bad. I know my body. I know me, mother fuckers.

I waited for my husband to come home from work and I yelled โ€œI WAS RIGHT. Iโ€™M ALWAYS RIGHT!โ€ Then I bent over so he could kiss my cute little ass.

Kisses.

Blaire ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

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Whatโ€™s in the cookies?!

Today I went over to my parent’s house for dinner. This is a rarity, so they really tried to make it nice.

When i walk into the house, I see fresh baked peanut butter cookies on the stove. YUM. Without asking, i dig right in. The cookies are slap-your-grandma delicious! I can’t get enough of them. Once I’m about 3 cookies deep, my brother starts laughing. He’s like, “hahaha, mom, tell her what’s in them.”

And I’m immediately livid because I’m thinking they put something real stupid in these cookies. I tell them that I will be pissed if they put weed in the cookies because i have a real job that simply isn’t cool with that.

They continue to laugh & my mind continues to race. What the heck is in these cookies??

Apparently, they ran out of milk when making the cookies and decided to add Dunkin’ Donuts creamer instead. No harm, no foul. The cookies were delicious.

I hope they run out of milk from here on out.

Blaire ๐Ÿช

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New Years Resolutions

I’m the type of person that enjoys hearing other people’s New Years Resolutions. I like reading them, I like cheering for you, and I like judging you too.

I have two resolutions for myself:

1) Obtain defined abs. Nothing crazy. I don’t want a six-pack, and I don’t want to look anywhere near manly. Just zero tummy flab.

2) Ride a horse on a trail. I’ve never ridden a horse before & I feel cheated.

Do you have any resolutions for 2018? I’m all ears.

Waiting for your posts,

Nosey Blaire โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

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