Cat Problemsย 

This morning I shut my catโ€™s tail in the microwave. Naturally, I apologized to her for 20 minutes while giving her treats. Unfortunately, she didnโ€™t have much to say on the situation.

When I arrived home from work today, she snuggled against my leg. Guess that means she forgives me…. or, she wants more treats.

Meow, 

Blaire ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฑ

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Nervous Talking ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Guys, I have a problem. Whenever I get nervous I start talking, a lot. SO much talking. Iโ€™ll just go on and on and on about everything & nothing at the same time. 

I also have an issue with getting hyper. Itโ€™s like the longer I speak, the more hyper I get. Whenever I meet new people they always comment on my energy and positivity. If only they knew that I wish I could just quietly say โ€œnice to meet you, Iโ€™m Blaireโ€ and have a normal, short convo. Instead, I find myself hyperly reviewing my entire life story.

Thinking calm thoughts, 

Blaire ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’—

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Leaving Costa Rica ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฆ‹

We arrived at the airport to leave. I stood there reminiscing about all the fun I had on this trip. One of my absolute favorite trips. Plus, this airport was nice, it even had air conditioning. The airport was going to be another thing to add to my list of awesome things about Costa Rica. I felt comfortable and super relaxed as I smiled at the memories of two relaxing weeks. 

I felt something crawling on my leg, but I brushed it off. I thought it was probably a fly, maybe a mosquito. I continued to fill out my paperwork for customs while admiring the airport. Then I felt it. There was something crawling up my shorts and it was bigger than a fly or mosquito. 

I panic, of course. It’s me, I panic about everything. So, there I am. I’m in the airport screaming and slapping my own bottom. Then the pain hits. I’m clenching my butt with my hand and yelling “OH MY GOD I AM BEING STUNG”. 

Of course I’m simultaneously showing the entire airport all my goodies. People are speaking to me in Spanish and laughing. Wish i could’ve laughed too but my Spanish isn’t strong enough and my ass was on fire. I simply couldn’t unclench my butt long enough to find anything even a little bit funny.

My butt starts swelling significantly. We cannot get a clear answer from anyone on what stung me because our Spanish was useless in Costa Rica. 

I rubbed some random cream on my butt in front of the whole world and then I boarded the plane to the USA. 

My life has just never been dull. Blaire ๐Ÿ‘’

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Locked out of my house ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

Today I got locked out of my own house. Ya see, I got excited because I was going to get a pedicure. Naturally, I ran out of the house and didn’t even think twice about the keys needed to drive the car to the nail place. I realize almost immediately what I had done. I sat for a minute on the porch holding my purse and phone and really pondered my options. I could break a window, but that just seemed dramatic. So I decided to search the outside of the house for our old spare key. During this process my feet got covered with mud. Whatever though, needed to get into the house. 

Failed to get into the house. Sat on the porch. Sat on the porch some more. Called my friend and told her to pick me up. She shows up, we drive around. I call my husband and told him to leave work to let me in the house. He does. 

Long story short, we found the keys. They were in the purse I was holding the entire time. 

Typical Blaire, I know. 

Oh, and when I finally got to the nail place, I put my feet into the water and the water turned brown. Darn mud. 

Whyyyyyyyy. 

Love you. 

โค๏ธ Blaire 

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Happy 4th of July ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ

I’m obsessed with the United States of America. I love the USA–I love the people, I love the scenery, I love the smell, I even love that President of ours that can’t seem to control himself on Twitter. I mean it when I say it, I’m freakin’ proud to be an American.

Like the basic bitch I am, I’m going to wear an American flag bikini and drink vodka cranberries on the beach. 

I bleed red, white, and blue. Happy 4th of July. 

Cheers! 

Blaire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŸ

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Costa Rica ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒด

Guys, 

Next week I leave for an adventure that’s been on my bucket list for awhile! My husband and our two friends are traveling through Costa Rica. I plan to do the following:

1. observe a sloth 

2. dance on a bar while taking tequila shots

3. Watch a surf competition 

4. Pretend I’m fluent in Spanish 

5. Hike to a waterfall 

6. Get close to monkeys 

7. Hug a pig on Isles Tortuga 

8. Swim with a sea turtle 

9. become good friends with a stranger 

10. Take mental pictures of each & every moment

I’m excited. I’m nervous. I can’t freakin’ wait.

Kisses,

Blaire ๐Ÿ 

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