Will my head explode?

I’m currently on a flight home from the best vacation ever. Yes, i say that after every vacation. So what.

I swam with manatees, drank too much tequila, and had an absolute blast.

HOWEVER, I’m now 2 minutes till plane touchdown and I can’t hear a darn thing. My ears never popped. Will my head explode? Am I deaf now? Can I die from this? Is it cancer? Is god punishing me for downing 4 margaritas and talking to complete strangers like I’ve known them my whole life?

Well, I’ll know soon enough.

Talk loudly if you see me.

Blaire 🐢🍷


Bucket list = manatees

Swimming with manatees has been on my bucket list for awhile now. To say the least, manatees are precious. They look like huge floating potatoes and, honestly, who doesn’t love potatoes?

My husband and I booked a trip to Florida to swim with them in the Crystal River this week. I’m stupidly excited.

Y’all, I’m probably gonna freak out and refuse to jump in the water the second I see one. For now though, my brave pants are on.

Let’s go.

Blaire 🌴🌸


Voting and Anxiety

I have a friend that isn’t registered to vote. Yes, you got that right. She isn’t registered. I thought she was kidding. How can a 27 year old not be registered to vote? Well, she isn’t.

I asked her why. Her response surprised me. She’s not registered to vote because of jury duty. She’s afraid that she’ll have jury duty if she registers. What?! Never thought of it that way.

She told me she has anxiety. Too much anxiety to work jury duty.

Does that make her excused? I’m so conflicted?




Heart surgery

Life is sucking.

My dad had triple bypass surgery. It was supposed to be a 3-6 hour procedure with a few days stay in the hospital after to insure stability. Easy. Nothing too terrible. The internet said his chances of survival were 99%. I wasn’t worried.

You guys, we are on day 11 in the ICU. My dad is on life support. How could this happen? How can life change so quickly?

We are told he could still make a full recovery, but that just doesn’t feel likely.

Live your lives. Take that trip you’ve always wanted to take. Go fishing. Enjoy your life, it’s not promised.

More later,



Work friends


I don’t have work friends. Don’t get me wrong, I talk to people at work. In fact, I’d say I’m super likable at work. The issue is that I like to keep my personal life & work life separate.

I guess it’s because people meet me and assume a lot about me. I’m super optimistic, happy, and ready to take on problems head on. People automatically assume that I had the perfect upbringing and that I live the perfect life. And, honestly, I like them thinking that.

That being said, I met someone at work that I might actually like enough to be a friend with. Haven’t quite decided yet. Y’all know I’m complicated.

Mucho love.

Blaire ❤️☀️