I’m currently on a flight home from the best vacation ever. Yes, i say that after every vacation. So what.
I swam with manatees, drank too much tequila, and had an absolute blast.
HOWEVER, I’m now 2 minutes till plane touchdown and I can’t hear a darn thing. My ears never popped. Will my head explode? Am I deaf now? Can I die from this? Is it cancer? Is god punishing me for downing 4 margaritas and talking to complete strangers like I’ve known them my whole life?
Well, I’ll know soon enough.
Talk loudly if you see me.