Iโ€™m scared of the flu

You guys,

I’m very paranoid about getting the flu. I had the flu once in college and i thought I was actually dying. A guy told me that i could drink away the flu using vodka. Guess what? It didn’t work and i felt worse because i was hungover. Wishful thinking on my part. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Currently I’ve been washing my hands like a crazy person and I avoid anyone that even looks sick. I did get the flu shot, so I guess that’s a good thing.

I hope you guys stay well too. The flu is the devil.

Grabbing the Lysol,

Blaire ๐ŸŽ€

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Iโ€™m always right #hypochondria

Well, itโ€™s official. My hypochondriac ways finally paid off.

Remember my blog about the spot on my head that the doctor and my husband felt was a mole? Remember me telling those ding dongs that i felt it was something more? Remember me having it removed against their advice? Remember their judgmental ass looks when I stated that I really felt something was wrong??

Well guess the fuck what? IT WAS A TUMOR. Yes, read that twice. A. FUCKING. TUMOR.

Pardon my language yโ€™all, but this is a serious ass matter. That tumor could have caused me a lot of issues. But, I knew it. I knew it was bad. I know my body. I know me, mother fuckers.

I waited for my husband to come home from work and I yelled โ€œI WAS RIGHT. Iโ€™M ALWAYS RIGHT!โ€ Then I bent over so he could kiss my cute little ass.

Kisses.

Blaire ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

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Whatโ€™s in the cookies?!

Today I went over to my parent’s house for dinner. This is a rarity, so they really tried to make it nice.

When i walk into the house, I see fresh baked peanut butter cookies on the stove. YUM. Without asking, i dig right in. The cookies are slap-your-grandma delicious! I can’t get enough of them. Once I’m about 3 cookies deep, my brother starts laughing. He’s like, “hahaha, mom, tell her what’s in them.”

And I’m immediately livid because I’m thinking they put something real stupid in these cookies. I tell them that I will be pissed if they put weed in the cookies because i have a real job that simply isn’t cool with that.

They continue to laugh & my mind continues to race. What the heck is in these cookies??

Apparently, they ran out of milk when making the cookies and decided to add Dunkin’ Donuts creamer instead. No harm, no foul. The cookies were delicious.

I hope they run out of milk from here on out.

Blaire ๐Ÿช

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New Years Resolutions

I’m the type of person that enjoys hearing other people’s New Years Resolutions. I like reading them, I like cheering for you, and I like judging you too.

I have two resolutions for myself:

1) Obtain defined abs. Nothing crazy. I don’t want a six-pack, and I don’t want to look anywhere near manly. Just zero tummy flab.

2) Ride a horse on a trail. I’ve never ridden a horse before & I feel cheated.

Do you have any resolutions for 2018? I’m all ears.

Waiting for your posts,

Nosey Blaire โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

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