I’m obsessed with the United States of America. I love the USA–I love the people, I love the scenery, I love the smell, I even love that President of ours that can’t seem to control himself on Twitter. I mean it when I say it, I’m freakin’ proud to be an American.
Like the basic bitch I am, I’m going to wear an American flag bikini and drink vodka cranberries on the beach.
I bleed red, white, and blue. Happy 4th of July.